Ethan K. Three years ago I was drunk outside a bar in Chicago and met a well-traveled homeless guy. We exchanged numbers and I still text him for travel advice. Christopher Crockpot. Ever been to Madison, Wisconsin? Hell yea I have. Got pepper sprayed at a hot air balloon festival back in 1998. Took three cops to take me down. Absolutely beautiful
What are they putting in the school lunches? What's the problem? Why do you let those kids get away with this? They are not supposed to be here! If you don't lower your voice, I am going to put handcuffs on you and I am going to take you to a Baker Act facility. Lower your voice. F*** you, try it! Are you threatening me? You're threatening me! Are
You might wanna park, re-park your car though. I'm not. I'm very... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, man. Get off my stuff. Get off my stuff. Get off. Hey, hey, hey, don't touch my stuff. Do not touch my stuff. What the fuck is wrong with you? Who are you? Don't touch my stuff again. That's what you get for putting your hands on people. That's where I
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